The Lobster Cult -DesignMarch 2026
We are excited to welcome The Lobster Cult to Rammagerðin, Laugavegur 31, as part of DesignMarch 2026. Come and explore their unique handcrafted woollen lobster artifacts and experience their vision of a world stitched into existence. Free entry — all are welcome.
The Lobster Cult is dedicated to realizing the imminent future of lobsters dominating the Earth.
Following directives by overlord Bob the Lobster, we create and deploy lobster-shaped woollen artifacts to infiltrate the globe.
The human body is a biological design flaw.
We live in soft, decaying bodies that eventually fail us, surrounded by a society built on waste and chaos.
The Lobster on the other hand is the corrected specimen of existence.
They do not grow weak. They only grow larger, harder, and more powerful.
With 100 million years of knowledge and wisdom, they are masters of immortality and natural recycling.
When they outgrow a shell, they don't let it go to waste. They turn decay into life by reusing the minerals for their next, stronger shell.
Just as the lobster recycles its own shell and cleans up ocean floors, we hand-construct each unit using a slow, ritualistic process, using only resurrected textiles, cleaning up earth from human waste.
We are not making toys. We are preparing your soul’s insurance policy.
To survive the coming transition, you must commit to the Final Molt by transferring your consciousness from flesh to fiber.
We craft these artifacts to be the last thing you will ever need to own: everlasting shells designed to hold your consciousness through eternity.
We do not simply advocate for a sustainable world. We stitch a new one into existence.
Full manifesto and description at:
Contact:
bob@thelobstercult.com
www.lobstercult.com
Marko Svart
marko@markosvart.com
Phone: (+354) 767 81 71
0 comments